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THE KELV ENTHUSIAST: Kalox

It would be impossible to speak of Kelvic history without speaking of Kalox the Evil One. His legacy is a shadow that has stretched across centuries and continues to darken life in Kelv to this day. 
Historians believe he was born in the Dik Mountains. He was trained by masters of the dark arts to have courage and inhuman power. In 1209 AD, Kalox was sent to usurp King Baldov III on the day of his royal wedding. Baldov welcomed this death by dagger since he was only hours from consummating his marriage to his grandmother. The Kelvic royal bloodline was extremely tight-knit.
As the new king, Kalox forced his evil will upon his own countrymen by using magic armies, beasts of terror, and by enforcing human sacrifice. After 100 years of uprising,  he was successfully overthrown by Naar the Uplifter. This story was chronicled as a rock opera entitled “The Seculon” by California rock trio The Lazer Quails in 2002.

BREAKING NEWS: Kalox is Reborn! He is alive in Brooklyn at this moment, ready to take over our world!

I’m very confused by this post but also very amused.